My Ex Watches All My Snaps

Guest post by Saran Lawson

Hey Buddies, it’s been awhile. Your Ex has been doing something suspicious; you’ve been searching for answers on Google. So, you sought out the girl with all the answers. I think I know what you want to know. Let me set the scene up for you. You finally ended things with your ex, or they’ve ended things with you. It’s been a few months and you noticed that your Ex watches your social media like Generation Z’ers watch Riverdale. Every time you post a picture or a video their name appears on the list of people who watched your story. They’re stalking you, obviously. So, here I am with my cape to give you a playlist of reasons why you’re hunted by the ghost of your Ex.

Want That Old Thing Back – Biggie Smalls

Your Ex misses you. It’s that simple. They are trying to figure out the best way to pop up “just to see how you’re doing”. They weren’t ready to let you go yet. Or at least they thought they were ready to let you go, and discovered they weren’t. So, here they are stalking you trying to figure out when they should drop in and send you a message.
 

Case Of The Ex – Mya

They want to see how your life is faring without them. We all leave our Exes with the hope that they are doing horrible without us. We hope that our former significant others can’t even tie their shoe laces without us. So what’s the best way to know whether the Ex is in despair. That’s right, stalking. You have to do a little investigative work to know that the Ex’s life is falling apart.

I Miss You – Clean Bandit

They miss you, but they don’t necessarily want you back. They like to reminisce about the times you shared together. However, in the words of Taylor Swift: “We are never ever ever getting back together”. Sometimes you don’t want your Ex back. Every once in a while you just want to see what they’re up to. They are simply just watching you to make sure you are ok. There is no malice, it’s over and they recognize that. It’s just that occasionally it’s nice just to see how an old flame is doing. What is the best way to find out without having to call? Stalk them a little bit.

At the end of it all, if you really want to know why your Ex is pursuing your social media you can ask. They may think you’re reaching out; chances are if you want to know then asking why they watch all your stories is an excuse. If not, you wouldn’t have taken the time to stumble upon this blog (wags eyebrows).